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'Tell me about your village.'

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Surfing the daily stress

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'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

The Map of the Human Heart

'Occasionally the Dr. asks me to get real with people.'

"But what if this is all there is?"

I applied for a job with NASA but they turned me down. I think it was because I told them I wanted to be an astronaut because in space, you can't cry because there's no gravity and tears can't flow.

The Wishing Well

Id/Ego/Superego.

'He's never there for me.'

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

This is your brain on cartoons

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"

"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

'I keep thinking I'm being watched...'

"You're sucking all the fun out of my misery."

Motorway of the Self

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

Florist.

"I get the feeling you're still keeping a lot of yourself inside."

"I broke off the relationship, then came the endless reminders, the sad letters and emails...It's tough cancelling a subscription."

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

STRIP *Community Care * Office rage"

"You were always my favorite to guilt-trip."

"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."

"People can bridge the great distance between the Earth and the Moon..."

"You seem very remote."

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."