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'Are you sure that's the right map?'

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

The Map of the human brain

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

'Are we there yet?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Sigmund Freud.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

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X-ray Psychology.

Unguided imagery

"I am not asking for directions."

'Occasionally the Dr. asks me to get real with people.'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Titanic: How's my steering.

Battery Lighthouse

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"What are you going to do to make sure you reach this year's financial goals?"

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

"This translation app isn't working."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."