Mental Navigator Pillows

Ok, ok, we'll discuss your issues with personal space again.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

The Map of the human brain

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Sigmund Freud.

X-ray Psychology.

Unguided imagery

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"I am not asking for directions."

'Occasionally the Dr. asks me to get real with people.'

Battery Lighthouse

Titanic: How's my steering.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"What are you going to do to make sure you reach this year's financial goals?"

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

"This translation app isn't working."

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."