Management Navigator Pillows

"What are you going to do to make sure you reach this year's financial goals?"

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

"We need a best practice swim lane to leverage our core competency, move the needle outside the box, and open the kimono while keeping our ducks in a row. Can anyone give me a sustainable solution to more vertical effectiveness without getting too granula

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

"You can all unroll yourselves now. We're heading back up."

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

"Uh-Oh..."

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

"How have you managed to keep your job?"

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

'I think I found the bottleneck, Boss.'

"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."

You are here.

"Come to my office. I need to cascade with you offline."

"He can give you five minutes if you can find him."

'I think you need to reboot your fiscal compass.'

Change of management - warning about revolving door policy

Yin and Yang VPs.

'I've run your letter through the word processor several times, sir, but it just keeps getting worse.'

'I know...he must have taken a big shortcut on his career path.'

Made in China.

'Beasley, you're a good communicator, look down the table and make eye contact for me!'

"About the shareholders meeting, ….Have Hayward update me on the smoke and Crampton brief me on the mirrors."

'I have no idea what a Wiki is but I want one on my desk next week, now move it, people!'

'Let's begin our meeting. Everybody talk, nobody listen.'

"Who the hell is responsible for this no-blame culture???"

'I spent today with out spindoctor, and boy, am I dizzy.'

How to apply for a job, then vs. now

A note of warning, he doesn't suffer wise men gladly