Intellectual Navigator Pillows

'Please, tell me your secret. Everyday I'm fatter while you're thinner and thinner.'

Philosophy Department - Are You Really Here?

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

Thinking Gears

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

Paul Ree

Now showing, at a University near you...

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

"Your credentials are impressive, Carter but... quite frankly, Mr. Biggles doesn't seem to like you."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

"Must be another paradigm shift."

"Daddy works in a magical, faraway land called Academia."

'...and that is my philosophy.'

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

Human Brain

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

Man and brain

Reading newspaper makes you smart.

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

Entropy.

A person reading an advanced book, standing on the pile of other books that he's had to read in order to become knowledgable enough to reach/read it.

Joe's Bar: Not Responsible For Lost or Stolen Intellectual Property.

'Let's see if we could put a spin on it and get the public interested.'

'Your uncle donated his brain to Harvard and, unfortunately, they used it to figure out a way to get the rest of his money.'

Theory A Day Calendar.

Gold versus Knowledge

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

"If the headline screams catastrophe, but nobody cares to read it, does it still make a sound?"

"You have an air of Camille Paglia about you."