Personality Navigator Pillows

Motorway of the Self

In the Guru District

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

Surfing the daily stress

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

"We'll always have couples therapy."

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

Couples' therapy

'Great Therapy!'

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

The Map of the Human Heart

"Of course I won't forget to tell you when quarantine's over!"

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

"There's something I have to tell you."

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

"If I ever start turning into my father do me a favor and don't turn into my mother."

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

Can we talk about our attorney-client relationship?

'When I said I would move mountains for you, it was just a figure of speech!'

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.