Personal Transformation Explorer Pillows

Rapunzel's Book Club choice gave her an idea...

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"He gets easily abstracted."

Exercise now!

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"You've changed."

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

'You've changed.'

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

"The court granted me a new identity!"

As soon as I've extinguished my ego, I'm going to take some "me" time.

Quick Spring Fling

"You're either the olive or the Martini."

"Oh my sons, I'm so proud of you, both labelled ugly ducklings: Look at how handsome you are now..."

Three years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she could deal with her midlife crisis. You should try a radical makeover. When I hit midlife, I dyed my hair, got some tattoos, and dropped 75 pounds. My husband barely recognized me when he returned from overseas. He was not happy with my "new self," so I divorced him rather than change who I'd become. It was the best decision I'd made since I cut my thieving mother out

No, no, don't tell me … you lost weight? You cut your hair? Wait, did you used to wear glasses?

Motorway of the Self

Truthfully, I'm just a frustrated insurance agent …

"Today is the day I start the new me!"

"Guess the weight you used to be"

"You'll get over him."

"True, you're a butterfly now, but you still think like a caterpillar."

Yeah, I'm on metamorphosis leave tomorrow: I can't wait!'

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

Retrospection.

"Travel changed me."

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

"Derek has re-invented himself."

Have you considered the possibility that you're only hiding from yourself?

'I see a bright future, a transformation: Beauty, wings, elegance...'