Public Persona Navigators Pillows

Miserable man holding a balloon with smiling face.

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

"Think about it. Maybe it's a good thing the boss doesn't know your name."

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

Motorway of the Self

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

"Maybe it's not so good that my mentor is taking me to the mountaintop with him."

Nycole Turmel: I can call Jack anytime for advice!

Closet.

"Ascend, Collins."

Office Rage.

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"Of course I have an imaginary alter-ego. You'll find it on Facebook."

"I didn't live through a global pandemic just so I could group hug again!"

'According to the map, we're about to sail off the end of the earth.'

"Land ahoy!"

Hey, we got kids here - do you mind talking about something a little more appropriate.

Public Speaking Shoes

Forney, Davidson, Lattimore and Mott, a Complicated Relationship

"I forgot to charge him."

'We value emotional intelligence over regular old intelligence, so there's still some hope for you.'

'Diplomacy is skating on thin ice without ending up in deep water.'

Keep her steady!

"Do we kiss these people?"

"Where else can you go from the security detail to owning the whole place?"

"I've got great calves from always walking it back."

"First of all, it was a discussion, not an argument. Secondly, I won."

'Tell me about your village.'

'According to your social network activities, you're a man-mad, boozy little hussy. You can start working here tomorrow.'

"So … Rachel tells me you're Canadian …"

The Wooden Midshipman on the lookout

"By the way, if I don't make it I'd like a burial at sea."