Public Persona Navigators Gifts

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

"Think about it. Maybe it's a good thing the boss doesn't know your name."

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

Motorway of the Self

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

Closet.

"Maybe it's not so good that my mentor is taking me to the mountaintop with him."

Nycole Turmel: I can call Jack anytime for advice!

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

Office Rage.

"Ascend, Collins."

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"Of course I have an imaginary alter-ego. You'll find it on Facebook."

"I didn't live through a global pandemic just so I could group hug again!"

Public Speaking Shoes

"Land ahoy!"

Forney, Davidson, Lattimore and Mott, a Complicated Relationship

"I forgot to charge him."

'We value emotional intelligence over regular old intelligence, so there's still some hope for you.'

'Diplomacy is skating on thin ice without ending up in deep water.'

Keep her steady!

"Do we kiss these people?"

"I've got great calves from always walking it back."

"Where else can you go from the security detail to owning the whole place?"

'According to your social network activities, you're a man-mad, boozy little hussy. You can start working here tomorrow.'

'Tell me about your village.'

"So … Rachel tells me you're Canadian …"

"First of all, it was a discussion, not an argument. Secondly, I won."

The Wooden Midshipman on the lookout

"By the way, if I don't make it I'd like a burial at sea."