Interpersonal Navigator Gifts

'We value emotional intelligence over regular old intelligence, so there's still some hope for you.'

"First of all, it was a discussion, not an argument. Secondly, I won."

'Well, so much for my 'cheer a friend' campaign!'

In the Guru District

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

Surfing the daily stress

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

"We'll always have couples therapy."

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

Couples' therapy

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

'Great Therapy!'

"Your credentials are impressive, Carter but... quite frankly, Mr. Biggles doesn't seem to like you."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

The Map of the Human Heart

"Of course I won't forget to tell you when quarantine's over!"

Better times ahead.

"There's something I have to tell you."

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

"If I ever start turning into my father do me a favor and don't turn into my mother."

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

Can we talk about our attorney-client relationship?

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

'When I said I would move mountains for you, it was just a figure of speech!'