Interpersonal Navigator Prints

'We value emotional intelligence over regular old intelligence, so there's still some hope for you.'

"First of all, it was a discussion, not an argument. Secondly, I won."

'Well, so much for my 'cheer a friend' campaign!'

In the Guru District

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

Surfing the daily stress

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

"We'll always have couples therapy."

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

Couples' therapy

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

'Great Therapy!'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Your credentials are impressive, Carter but... quite frankly, Mr. Biggles doesn't seem to like you."

"The whole time we were dating, he kept saying, 'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

The Map of the Human Heart

"Of course I won't forget to tell you when quarantine's over!"

Better times ahead.

"There's something I have to tell you."

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

Yeah, you're right. She's playing hard-to-get.

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"If I ever start turning into my father do me a favor and don't turn into my mother."

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.