Relationship Navigator Prints

"I'm sorry darling, did I just say, 'I hate you with every micro-fiber of my being'?"

"Now that the kids are grown and gone, I thought it might be a good time for us to have sex."

"Mary, will you stop this insecure nonsense? I didn't say Gladys was superior to you in any way. I only said I was in love with her, for God's sake."

"I never know when you're kidding."

'It's not what you say, John, it's how you say it.'

"Maybe you should work from someone else's home."

Recycling husband.

"You drive, I'll criticize."

'Can we swap glasses? It might help me see your point of view!'

Women: 'I'm gald we had this talk', Men: 'I'm glad we had this fight'

Sandra believed that clear communications were essential to a good relationship.

'Do you have a card that stops short of saying I'm sorry yet vaguely hints at some wrongdoing?'

"Maybe you ought to consider making love in the morning - before you have a chance to piss each other off."

In the Guru District

"Of course I care about how you imagined I thought you perceived I wanted you to feel."

"No, I don't think our marriage would benefit from a mission statement."

"If you don't need anything, I'm going to shut down my emotions for the night."

"At this point, my privacy needs are interfering with my intimacy goals."

'You could just say it was that time of the month.'

Silent Fight #8997

"I want out, Laura."

"You were right - I really didn't want to know how it's made, because that was incredibly boring."

Woman says to man: 'How do I look? Don't be honest.'

'I'm between theories right now. I'm very vulnerable.'

'Does this outfit make me look fat?'

'If you're not busy....any chance of a coffee ?'

British culture is deeply impregnated with 'hinting', getting the message across, withot ever 'coming out with it'.

"Did you ever have that baby you wanted so much?"

'How sweet, he's smiling. He must be dreaming about me.'

Stalemate

"Look at you—folding the laundry two days before couples therapy."

'Sure, he's got a few issues, but I really think I can change him.'

"I don't want your apology - I want you to be sorry."

"Of course I won't forget to tell you when quarantine's over!"

'There you are, sir - Would you also like to purchase a maintenance agreement?'