Relationship Navigator Mugs

"I'm sorry darling, did I just say, 'I hate you with every micro-fiber of my being'?"

"Now that the kids are grown and gone, I thought it might be a good time for us to have sex."

"Mary, will you stop this insecure nonsense? I didn't say Gladys was superior to you in any way. I only said I was in love with her, for God's sake."

"I never know when you're kidding."

'It's not what you say, John, it's how you say it.'

"Maybe you should work from someone else's home."

Recycling husband.

"You drive, I'll criticize."

'Can we swap glasses? It might help me see your point of view!'

Women: 'I'm gald we had this talk', Men: 'I'm glad we had this fight'

Sandra believed that clear communications were essential to a good relationship.

'Do you have a card that stops short of saying I'm sorry yet vaguely hints at some wrongdoing?'

"Maybe you ought to consider making love in the morning - before you have a chance to piss each other off."

"Of course I care about how you imagined I thought you perceived I wanted you to feel."

In the Guru District

"If you don't need anything, I'm going to shut down my emotions for the night."

"No, I don't think our marriage would benefit from a mission statement."

'You could just say it was that time of the month.'

"At this point, my privacy needs are interfering with my intimacy goals."

Woman says to man: 'How do I look? Don't be honest.'

'Does this outfit make me look fat?'

'I'm between theories right now. I'm very vulnerable.'

Silent Fight #8997

'If you're not busy....any chance of a coffee ?'

"You were right - I really didn't want to know how it's made, because that was incredibly boring."

"I want out, Laura."

'How sweet, he's smiling. He must be dreaming about me.'

"Did you ever have that baby you wanted so much?"

British culture is deeply impregnated with 'hinting', getting the message across, withot ever 'coming out with it'.

Stalemate

"Of course I won't forget to tell you when quarantine's over!"

"I don't want your apology - I want you to be sorry."

Men Are From Mars

"She says I'm indecisive,but I don't know."

"Look at you—folding the laundry two days before couples therapy."