Interview Navigator Gifts

Personnel: 'Next question, what was the reason for leaving your last job?' Reply: 'I got sick of being questioned about everything I did!'

'Very interesting. How many bird calls do you know?'

'Oh yeah, and I was in Boy Scouts.'

'Frankly, we're looking for someone very much unlike you.'

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

...Can I come back and re-apply with a dumbed down C.V.?

"Your credentials are impressive, Carter but... quite frankly, Mr. Biggles doesn't seem to like you."

"Leave your personality and hope for the future next door and collect your ID from reception."

No Pants

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

"How would you describe your attitude to risk?"

"I went to school on a wrestling scholarship. If you decide not to hire me, I'll show you some moves."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

"We need a best practice swim lane to leverage our core competency, move the needle outside the box, and open the kimono while keeping our ducks in a row. Can anyone give me a sustainable solution to more vertical effectiveness without getting too granula

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'Are we there yet?'

Characters jumping out of a book.

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"You can all unroll yourselves now. We're heading back up."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

"I am not asking for directions."

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

Battery Lighthouse

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."