Exam Navigator Gifts

School boy uses 'Sats Nav' to navigate his way to exam room.

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

GCSE Results.

Computer Room.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Continuing education.

'Are we there yet?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Your credentials are impressive, Carter but... quite frankly, Mr. Biggles doesn't seem to like you."

"I am not asking for directions."

Battery Lighthouse

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Titanic: How's my steering.

'I didn't write the book report. I downloaded and printed it directly from the Internet, but I did collate and staple it myself.'

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"It's going to be one of those days."

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"You are here"

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."