Competitive Exam Navigator Gifts

"I wasn't cheating. He's just peer mentoring and doesn't know it."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

Computer Room.

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

Continuing education.

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

GCSEs

Between Offices

"Your credentials are impressive, Carter but... quite frankly, Mr. Biggles doesn't seem to like you."

"And finally, I’d like to thank all those people I stepped on and used to get here. I couldn’t have done it without your submissive insecurity and relentless resignation."

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

Good Luck!

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

'I never wanted the best years of your life Clayton - just a few good days would do.'

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

"I guess I'll see you around Frank."

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

Doubt or Certainy

"I owe my success to always being the lesser of two evils."

'Frankly, we're looking for someone very much unlike you.'

'I received matching offers.'

Pharmacy School. We're having a pop quiz. I should have known there'd be surprise drug tests in pharmacy school.

Final Exams Tip

"Where would you say you are on the confidence/cockiness spectrum?"

"I see myself rising through the ranks of the organization until midlife, when I will most likely hit a wall and go screaming through the door."

"I've seen a number of meteoric career flameouts in my time, but Phil's was sure in a class by itself!"

School boy uses 'Sats Nav' to navigate his way to exam room.

'Final exams are easier if you think of them as exit polls.'