Competitive Exam Navigator Prints

"I wasn't cheating. He's just peer mentoring and doesn't know it."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

Computer Room.

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

Continuing education.

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

"And finally, I’d like to thank all those people I stepped on and used to get here. I couldn’t have done it without your submissive insecurity and relentless resignation."

"Your credentials are impressive, Carter but... quite frankly, Mr. Biggles doesn't seem to like you."

Between Offices

GCSEs

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

Good Luck!

'I never wanted the best years of your life Clayton - just a few good days would do.'

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

"I guess I'll see you around Frank."

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

Doubt or Certainy

"I owe my success to always being the lesser of two evils."

'Frankly, we're looking for someone very much unlike you.'

'I received matching offers.'

Final Exams Tip

"I see myself rising through the ranks of the organization until midlife, when I will most likely hit a wall and go screaming through the door."

"Where would you say you are on the confidence/cockiness spectrum?"

"I've seen a number of meteoric career flameouts in my time, but Phil's was sure in a class by itself!"

School boy uses 'Sats Nav' to navigate his way to exam room.

'Final exams are easier if you think of them as exit polls.'

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