Exam Explorer Gifts

'Final exams are easier if you think of them as exit polls.'

"I got 4 out of 10 right on my math test...90% is pretty good, huh?"

'It's so cool we have another test today.'

"Turns our arithmetic isn't the place for innovative thinking."

Back To School: Pens, Paper, Next Year's Exam Questions.

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Ethics exam cheater.

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Math Dreams

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

Yoga for Alcoholics

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

Pi Ala Mode.

Interdisciplinary studies.

E=mc2.

"Three more years of high school."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

Lemniskate

Calculation Board - You Are Here

Conflating Science and Grammar. The boy threw the ball. What grammatical role does "ball" play in this sentence? An object in motion!

Nervous Oral Testing

"How was work?"

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.