Essay Examiner Gifts

"Oh, nothing - just grading papers."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

Sigmund Freud.

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

'Can you debunk my essay?'

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

'Thank you for not guessing.'

Studying and technology

Examiners.

"Office of quality assurance"

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'I'll pause for your moans and groans.'

"I pride myself on being able to walk that fine line between misdemeanor and felony."

"Smart Arse"

Fyodor Sologub

Lambs to the Slaughter

"Some people say you can't put a price on a wife's twenty-seven years of loyalty and devotion. They're wrong."

Outline; Introduction, Body, Conclusion.

'I knew it! Important Exclusion 347, 'Plummeting Pachyderms'. . .'

Man looking down long telescope at himself.

'Final exams are easier if you think of them as exit polls.'

"The conclusion of my essay on the pros and cons of domestication is that we're missing out on a lot of stuff Dad..."

"I thought SAT was 'Smart Alec Teacher'!"

"Well, certainly his claim seems justified , but if we paid off every justified claim what kind of insurance company would we be?"

Citations Needed!

'...no you can't phone a friend!'

"You know how I feel about sampling!"

'If she switches to essay tests none of us will ever be the same.'

'He's just failed my husband. Bring the examiner out here immediately!'