Essay Enthusiast Gifts

Outline; Introduction, Body, Conclusion.

Citations Needed!

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

Student at bookstore advertising used books advertises used homework.

"On an essay on careers he wrote that he thought it would be exciting to sell insurance."

"Of course it's blank, my essay is about writer's block."

"I think I deserve a better grade than C. I searched 50 websites to download this term paper!"

"But why do you think I put my name on someone else's essay?"

"The conclusion of my essay on the pros and cons of domestication is that we're missing out on a lot of stuff Dad..."

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

'I told the class to write a one hundred word essay on what they did last weekend. Jennifer wrote 'not much' fifty times.'

'I'll pause for your moans and groans.'

'Can you debunk my essay?'

Fyodor Sologub

'If she switches to essay tests none of us will ever be the same.'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"Meet The Author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

First Novels.

Burning the midnight oil.

The Dorrie Decimal System

Blue Stockings

Voltaire

'He likes to power nap.'

"Now I really hate poetry."

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Scarcity

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

John Bunyan

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."