Study Enthusiast Gifts

How to be self-reflexive

'I'm watching you.'

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

"Gracie thinks even pets deserve role models."

"A thirst for knowledge, …. That was another of my great thirsts."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

"Sure I'd like to play video games with you but first I have to do my homework and study for a test. I'll be over in ten minutes."

Six Thinking Hats

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Study more to pass more tests.

"There are two kinds of students: perfectionists and procrastinators."

"I have at least two hours worth of homework."

Back to School

'I'm writing my dissertation on Latte Sizes.'

Wrong answer

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

Burning the midnight oil.

'So what are you studying, young man?'

I'm nervous about the PSATs. Chill. It's no big deal. I haven't studied for them. That's ok. Do a couple of practice tests, relax and get a good night's sleep. Says who? My math tutor, test prep coach and SAT summer study camp counselors. I'm sunk.

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

I will study my speling words...

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

Scarcity

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"