Admissions Navigator Gifts

"Now that my college of choice no longer requires the SAT, I'm relying more than ever on grade inflation."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Continuing education.

'Are we there yet?'

"Three more years of high school."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

"Your credentials are impressive, Carter but... quite frankly, Mr. Biggles doesn't seem to like you."

Between Offices

"And finally, I’d like to thank all those people I stepped on and used to get here. I couldn’t have done it without your submissive insecurity and relentless resignation."

"I am not asking for directions."

Battery Lighthouse

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

Titanic: How's my steering.

'My class is so large and my seat so far back, I feel like I'm taking a distance-learning course.'

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

"Rosalie—your poor performance this year has reduced your parents' investment in you by almost seventy per cent."

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'I never wanted the best years of your life Clayton - just a few good days would do.'

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'