Palette And Palate Enthusiast Gifts

Two Amateur Artists At Dinner

"He's such a fussy eater."

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

"I'm unable to process this image."

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

"They say the taste makes up for their lack in artful presentation."

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

Instead of a cap and gown Mike got a hairnet and spatula.

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

'Wow!! Do I ever like the flavour of the month!!'

"I'll have the carrot cake, hold the carrots."

"Revelatory, Michael - such airy meatballs."

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

"Look, gourmet popcorn! Harold, our son is a gourmet!"

"Young man, don't you ever add pepper to my soup again!"

"I'll have the chef."

Divine Intervention

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

Shadow Artist

"Come now, Gracie! Squash is a great vegetable...it can be fried, sliced, baked, steamed or boiled...before you refuse to eat it."

"If we want a realistic strawberry flavour we'll need to add more salicyaldehide and hydrobenzoic acid."

"In this dream I am flavor of the moth, and double-chocolate-fudge ripple doesn't scare me."

Seaside Caf

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

'Your taste buds are starting to bloom.'

Pig asking whether the farmers truffles are 'Rum or Champagne?'

"Eureka the natural flavour we've been looking for."

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

'It's another canvasser dear'