Palette And Palate Enthusiast Gifts

Two Amateur Artists At Dinner

"He's such a fussy eater."

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"I'm unable to process this image."

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

"They say the taste makes up for their lack in artful presentation."

Instead of a cap and gown Mike got a hairnet and spatula.

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

'Wow!! Do I ever like the flavour of the month!!'

"I'll have the carrot cake, hold the carrots."

"Look, gourmet popcorn! Harold, our son is a gourmet!"

"Young man, don't you ever add pepper to my soup again!"

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

"Revelatory, Michael - such airy meatballs."

"I'll have the chef."

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

Divine Intervention

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

"Come now, Gracie! Squash is a great vegetable...it can be fried, sliced, baked, steamed or boiled...before you refuse to eat it."

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

"If we want a realistic strawberry flavour we'll need to add more salicyaldehide and hydrobenzoic acid."

'Your taste buds are starting to bloom.'

Shadow Artist

"In this dream I am flavor of the moth, and double-chocolate-fudge ripple doesn't scare me."

Pig asking whether the farmers truffles are 'Rum or Champagne?'

'It's another canvasser dear'

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

"Eureka the natural flavour we've been looking for."

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

"I love ice cream with artificial vanilla and a dash of chocolate substitute!"