Picky Palate Aficionado Gifts

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

"He's such a fussy eater."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

He wanted a different one.

"Please don't kill me."

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

'I just couldn't wait until eight!'

Building a gingerbread house

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

"I'll have the carrot cake, hold the carrots."

"Revelatory, Michael - such airy meatballs."

"I may not know art, but I know what I like."

'And for the Queen of Whiny Eaters, two pieces of bologna, cut into quarter-inch squares, coated with Abe's Barbecue Sauce...'

'I try to eat a varied diet. One day I'll eat dark chocolate, one day I'll eat white chocolate and one day I'll eat milk chocolate.'

"Locusts don't sound too bad compared to spinach."

'He's very fussy about his food.'

"How do you want your slice - with or without a ballerina?"

"I'm sorry but I can't bring the dessert menu until you at least try to finish your peas and carrots, it's policy."

"I tasted them all to make sure they're good."

"If they don't like the food, try to explain to them how hard it is to cook really good food."

Pig asking whether the farmers truffles are 'Rum or Champagne?'

'Yuck! My creamed corn is polluting my mashed potatoes!'

Singles Night: 'No, no, it's not you, the problem's with me - it's just that I'm cursed with good taste.'

'You're lucky she didn't press charges. Never touch a woman eating ice cream.'

'. . .fault that we've sold out of your favourite fruit cake!'

"My papi says never put off till tomorrow what you can do today. 10 paletas please!"

'Give me your hand... I ran out of cones.'

"You'll love it. Quality gingerbread construction and the neighborhood is full of children."

'We're insectivores. Spiders are arachnids. We don't eat them, and that's that.'

Advent fridge

'I told you Memet the west wouldn't realise that these centrifuges make the best aniseed balls we will take over the world production!'

'You know I don't like raisins!'

'I don't suppose you'd trade some of that devil's food cake for a couple of dog biscuits, would you?'

'Ew! It's got FAT on it.'