Picky Palate Enthusiast Gifts

"He's such a fussy eater."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

"Please don't kill me."

He wanted a different one.

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

'Could I trade all of this for more of that?'

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

'Aww, mom! Pineapple upside down cake? ...Again?'

"Life is so unfair! There are already ants in the cake but none in the broccoli casserole!"

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

"I'll have the carrot cake, hold the carrots."

"Revelatory, Michael - such airy meatballs."

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

'And for the Queen of Whiny Eaters, two pieces of bologna, cut into quarter-inch squares, coated with Abe's Barbecue Sauce...'

"Do you want the rest of this mouse? It tastes gamey to me."

"Locusts don't sound too bad compared to spinach."

'I don't want to eat this. I want to eat organic foods.'

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."

"If they don't like the food, try to explain to them how hard it is to cook really good food."

"I'll have filet mignon, and she'll have the chef whip up something with no meat, dairy, wheat, soy or flavor."

'He's very fussy about his food.'

"Hey Mom... we're all out of junk food!"

"I'm sorry but I can't bring the dessert menu until you at least try to finish your peas and carrots, it's policy."

Pig asking whether the farmers truffles are 'Rum or Champagne?'

Singles Night: 'No, no, it's not you, the problem's with me - it's just that I'm cursed with good taste.'