Passenger Pal Gifts

"Frankly, your kindness and understanding are only making matters worse!"

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Licensed Therapist

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"It get it – you're hungry."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

World Tour.

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

A man and his dog

Pet a Puppy

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"A little help, please."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

'I found him on the internet.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

Intellectual Property

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

"It's a good boy!"

Jogging...

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

Desk shaped like an office block.