Pit Stop Pal Gifts

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

'That was fun!'

"I need to tinkle."

Fur Baby

'May the forest be with you.'

The Red Baron meets his match.

Beer Club for Men.

Down with Negativism!

Wish You Were Beer

He said nothing about being cremated before his remains were scattered on the pitch.

'Did you spill my pint?'

'Your wife borrowed the car.'

'It's the latest in truck stop chic.'

-'I'd like a doggy bag.' -'And make it a big one.'

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

Kevin was very houseproud and it showed.

"Me too, I love these dog friendly pubs!"

"Frankly, your kindness and understanding are only making matters worse!"

Golfer couple just married

"Son, we must never drink from the forbidden plant."

'Honest! It was the only tree I could find!'

"Let's go to the womens' protest march to pick up some hot chicks!"

Which one is yours?

"Good dog!"

'They must practice their pit stops for hours to get it as badly wrong as that.'

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

Race car driver sees Pit crew member holding sign: Stop And Ask For Directions.

Protester

"It's the animal liberation front - they're claiming irresponsibility."

'So you're a cat person...'

We welcome your urine

Pitbull puppies, must go to a bad home.

"So do you think he smells other dogs out there or hears them?"