Pit Stop Pal Pillows

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

'That was fun!'

"I need to tinkle."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

Fur Baby

'May the forest be with you.'

The Red Baron meets his match.

Beer Club for Men.

Wish You Were Beer

Down with Negativism!

He said nothing about being cremated before his remains were scattered on the pitch.

'Did you spill my pint?'

'Your wife borrowed the car.'

"Aw, he's really attached to you."

'It's the latest in truck stop chic.'

Kevin was very houseproud and it showed.

"Me too, I love these dog friendly pubs!"

-'I'd like a doggy bag.' -'And make it a big one.'

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

Golfer couple just married

"Son, we must never drink from the forbidden plant."

"Frankly, your kindness and understanding are only making matters worse!"

'Honest! It was the only tree I could find!'

"Let's go to the womens' protest march to pick up some hot chicks!"

Which one is yours?

"Good dog!"

Race car driver sees Pit crew member holding sign: Stop And Ask For Directions.

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

'They must practice their pit stops for hours to get it as badly wrong as that.'

Protester

Pitbull puppies, must go to a bad home.

"It's the animal liberation front - they're claiming irresponsibility."

'So you're a cat person...'

'How thoughtful - he even got the dog a present.'

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