Pit Stop Prankster Pillows

"What do you mean I left garage too quickly?" - Mechanic still under car

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Wok. Don't Wok.

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

"Apple harvest."

'I told Dad you painted his car!'

To scare the pants off of kids who threw snowballs at his car, Ray outfitted it with exploding fake body panels.

"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..."

A Not So Grand Slam.

'Sir, you need special help to fix this problem. Please hold the line whilst I put you through to our exorcist.'

Psychic TV Guru & Cellular Phone Commercial Spin.

Snowman in the Freezer.

'Oh, sure, I should wake him up...but I asked him to kill that thing a week ago!'

Spiro & Pusho go hunting.

Drones Unlimited

'I'm going to have to let you go. Even though you're one of the best computer programmers we've ever had, we just can't tolerate you eating the other employees.'

Politics Books

'What possessed you to stick a fork into the toaster?' 'It's easy to be wise after the event!'

"I'd suggest cutting back on the practical joking and to ask people not to pull your finger so hard."

'The fellow must have a pace maker because he collapsed when I fired the garage door opener at him.'

"No one whose name is pronounced that way lives here."

Baseball says to prankster basketball: You're such a joker.

'Wizzo Wotsits - how can I help you? Just putting you through to customer services. . .'

'Do not even think about it, Ron!'

Golfer places tee on golfer dressed in green who is camouflaged...

The Devil playing a prank on a homeless person.

"I think that last cone was more than a warning."

'Deposit $1.00 - This is your final notice before we send it to a collection agency.'

'A £500 fine just for double parking?' - 'Yes, mine was the one on top.'

'Not only does this car park itself, but if it dents the car behind it, it leaves a note with the wrong phone number. Just like I do!'

A Loyal Dog's Escape From The Parking Meter.

For Your Dog

A gardener blowing autumn leaves off a tree - into a neighbour's garden.