Parking Lot Pranksters Pillows

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

Cake Free Zone

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

Back to the Holidays

'I told Dad you painted his car!'

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Children in a Nursery.

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

A Not So Grand Slam.

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

Hide and Seek

'I have to hang up now. I'm getting some static on another line.'

"So there's this big Mother...."

"It was worth a try."

"It was a professional hit..."

"Yeah, it's a Christmas tree alright! So, we know exactly where the antelopes will be early morning on Christmas day..."

Modern animal communication

Sent to the corner on school sports day.