Parking Lot Pranksters Pillows

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

Cake Free Zone

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Back to the Holidays

'I told Dad you painted his car!'

Children in a Nursery.

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

Remember, when we show mommy, we pretend this was your idea, ok?

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

A Not So Grand Slam.

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

To scare the pants off of kids who threw snowballs at his car, Ray outfitted it with exploding fake body panels.

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

"Shouldn't hide treats in your back pocket with a dog that big."

'I have to hang up now. I'm getting some static on another line.'

"Yeah, it's a Christmas tree alright! So, we know exactly where the antelopes will be early morning on Christmas day..."

"It was a professional hit..."

"It was worth a try."

I love this age: Old enough to know better, young enough to get away with it. Ketchup.

Hide and Seek

"So there's this big Mother...."

Don't even dream of parking here.

Modern animal communication