Playground Pranksters Pillows

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

Boy caught throwing snow balls

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

Tree house.

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

Cow Pollen

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Back to the Holidays

Synchronized Swim Team - Shark in the Water.

'For show and tell today I've brought in the report cards of our teacher, which I downloaded!'

"I've just performed a tonsillectomy on Daddy while he was asleep."

Remember, when we show mommy, we pretend this was your idea, ok?

Children in a Nursery.

'Dad, make a noise like a dinosaur!'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

'Wait a minute! I think our line has been tapped.'

"It was a professional hit..."

"So there's this big Mother...."

Hide and Seek

Spider Preschool.

'I have to hang up now. I'm getting some static on another line.'

"Shouldn't hide treats in your back pocket with a dog that big."