Playground Pranksters Pillows

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

Boy caught throwing snow balls

Tree house.

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

Cow Pollen

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Back to the Holidays

"I've just performed a tonsillectomy on Daddy while he was asleep."

'For show and tell today I've brought in the report cards of our teacher, which I downloaded!'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

Children in a Nursery.

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

'Dad, make a noise like a dinosaur!'

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

'Wait a minute! I think our line has been tapped.'

"It was worth a try."

"It was a professional hit..."

"So there's this big Mother...."

'I have to hang up now. I'm getting some static on another line.'

Hide and Seek