Pit Stop Proponent Gifts

'I can't believe we forgot to pack the car.'

"I need to tinkle."

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

SF NO

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

They Always Say That

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

Clancy: Around here we call that progress!

Man with Stop Signs.

'I think you are over-reacting Mr. Brown. You were charged a mandatory basic parking fine. I don't think we need to talk about taking your case to the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg.'

'Your wife borrowed the car.'

'It's the latest in truck stop chic.'

'Now we have the chief executive of Wigwam rail, how can you justify the enormous fair increases.'

Over. Under. Sideways. Kid.

"You love gloating, don't you?"

'Isn't it nice to see children walking to school?'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

'They must practice their pit stops for hours to get it as badly wrong as that.'

"I tried hurrying once, but it didn't get me anywhere."

"It all started when we adopted a highway."

Race car driver sees Pit crew member holding sign: Stop And Ask For Directions.

"The signal must be stuck."

Where is global warming when you really want it?

'Now there's a movement I could get behind.'

We welcome your urine

The Man of Thermal

The Environmental Protection Agency cranks it up a notch.

"Hey, no pushing!!"

Senior Pick-Up Lines

"What do you mean I left garage too quickly?" - Mechanic still under car

Hot enough for you?

"I want to make a down payment on my ticket to work tomorrow."

'Been waiting long?'

'So which is it - transfixed by my beauty or standing on my ten-pound note?'