Pit Stop Proponent Gifts

'I can't believe we forgot to pack the car.'

"I need to tinkle."

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

Clancy: Around here we call that progress!

Man with Stop Signs.

'I think you are over-reacting Mr. Brown. You were charged a mandatory basic parking fine. I don't think we need to talk about taking your case to the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg.'

'Now we have the chief executive of Wigwam rail, how can you justify the enormous fair increases.'

'Your wife borrowed the car.'

'It's the latest in truck stop chic.'

"You love gloating, don't you?"

'Isn't it nice to see children walking to school?'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

"I tried hurrying once, but it didn't get me anywhere."

'They must practice their pit stops for hours to get it as badly wrong as that.'

Race car driver sees Pit crew member holding sign: Stop And Ask For Directions.

"It all started when we adopted a highway."

"The signal must be stuck."

Senior Pick-Up Lines

The Environmental Protection Agency cranks it up a notch.

'Now there's a movement I could get behind.'

We welcome your urine

Where is global warming when you really want it?

"Hey, no pushing!!"

The Man of Thermal

"What do you mean I left garage too quickly?" - Mechanic still under car

Hot enough for you?

"I want to make a down payment on my ticket to work tomorrow."

'Look - I'm not AN Antony Gormley, I AM Antony Gormley.'

'So which is it - transfixed by my beauty or standing on my ten-pound note?'

'Here comes the 96...'