Park Bench Proposers Gifts

Senior Pick-Up Lines

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Jurassic Parking Lot

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'-and the ceremony,dearest,your place or mine?'

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

'Throw in your iPad and you've got a deal.'

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

"Well, I like you alright, but they can't stand you...So forget it."

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

'I want to spend my nine lives with you: Will you marry me?'

"Don't spend big on an engagement ring Son: She'll love any cheap ring as long as it's shiny..."

Too much ambition results in promotion to a job you can't do.

"The word you're searching for is 'wife.' "

Proposing

'Don't' Feed the Animals' sign with a saw in it.

"Wanna swap?"

'You certainly picked your moment to propose!'

We're visiting the marine who's home on leave. Bye! Don't hurry! Sweet! We can hang here! Mmm

"Will you spend eighteen months and tens of thousands of dollars planning a party with me?"

A Woman Asking The Father's Permission To Marry His Son.

Proposal

"If our proposal's a success, control yourself and don't start running around the room barking."

"Well in that case, would you do me the honour of helping me up?"

Advertising hoarding proposing marriage (which is rejected).

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.

Mission Impossible

"Some call it jury tampering. I call it destiny."