Proposals Gifts

'Subject to contract, will you be my wife?'

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

"Darling, you complete me!"

'I want to spend my nine lives with you: Will you marry me?'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Marry me and I'll let you share my electric blanket!'

'Throw in your iPad and you've got a deal.'

"Will you spend eighteen months and tens of thousands of dollars planning a party with me?"

'The proposal was so romantic! Dan sneaked into the city aquarium and wrote 'Will You Marry Me?' on the side of a shark.'

"Don't spend big on an engagement ring Son: She'll love any cheap ring as long as it's shiny..."

'Darling, may I have your hand in mirage?'

Proposal

"If our proposal's a success, control yourself and don't start running around the room barking."

Marry Me John

'Do you have to text while I'm PROPOSING?'

'Gee -- I never realized how short you were.'

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

'You certainly picked your moment to propose!'

Heart Flasher

"Oh, Albert! Is that a real diamond ring? Then, if things don't work out between us, I could pay the divorce lawyer with it."

Proposing

'There's no need to go through all this old-fashioned formality, Randy -- just give me a sealed bid.'

'When you say you want my daughter's hand, what exactly do you mean?'

'Only her hand?...Hell, you can have all of her, son!'

'Gee -- I never realized how short you were.'

'Are you sure you don't want to marry me just because I'm a woman?'

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Agent with security case proposes to girlfriend with ring that has a tiny security case chained to it.

"Well, I like you alright, but they can't stand you...So forget it."

"Dad, not now!"

'Marry me, Saralou, and I'll get a lobotomy.'

"Well in that case, would you do me the honour of helping me up?"

And if you say yes in the next 30 seconds, I'll throw in a second ring, these handsome cases, and a set of chef's knives. The Infomercial Proposal.

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."