Proposals T-Shirts

'Subject to contract, will you be my wife?'

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

"Darling, you complete me!"

'I want to spend my nine lives with you: Will you marry me?'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Marry me and I'll let you share my electric blanket!'

"Will you spend eighteen months and tens of thousands of dollars planning a party with me?"

'The proposal was so romantic! Dan sneaked into the city aquarium and wrote 'Will You Marry Me?' on the side of a shark.'

"Don't spend big on an engagement ring Son: She'll love any cheap ring as long as it's shiny..."

'Darling, may I have your hand in mirage?'

Proposal

"If our proposal's a success, control yourself and don't start running around the room barking."

Marry Me John

'Do you have to text while I'm PROPOSING?'

'Gee -- I never realized how short you were.'

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

'You certainly picked your moment to propose!'

Heart Flasher

"Oh, Albert! Is that a real diamond ring? Then, if things don't work out between us, I could pay the divorce lawyer with it."

Proposing

'There's no need to go through all this old-fashioned formality, Randy -- just give me a sealed bid.'

'When you say you want my daughter's hand, what exactly do you mean?'

'Only her hand?...Hell, you can have all of her, son!'

'Gee -- I never realized how short you were.'

'Are you sure you don't want to marry me just because I'm a woman?'

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Agent with security case proposes to girlfriend with ring that has a tiny security case chained to it.

"Dad, not now!"

'Marry me, Saralou, and I'll get a lobotomy.'

"Well in that case, would you do me the honour of helping me up?"

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

Marry Me Somebody. . .