Proposal Pro Gifts

'Our proposal didn't get the grant, but they want us to teach proposal writing.'

"Marry me, Virginia. My genes are excellent and, as yet, unpatented."

'This is a very innovative proposal. It can really shake things up around here. Let's not rush into making a decision too fast. I think you should gather much more information than we need to make an informed decision.'

"I need to see your budget proposal."

Unrealistic expectations tend to lead to disappointment. . .

'I sent out for everything.'

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

So Close..

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

Right click for yes...

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

Bear Costume

"Hmmm ... that's interesting. Now, what about ideas that don't suck - do you have any of those?"

Romantic Violinist.

"Do you mind?"

I only have eyes for you

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

"Whereas we used to display losses in shocking and offensive red, we now display them in warm and comforting toasted almond."

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

Sitting in a tree

Marry me astronaut

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

'On the plus side we've saved money by getting all the numbers on one graph.'

Serenading

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"