Park Bench Proposers Mugs

Senior Pick-Up Lines

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'-and the ceremony,dearest,your place or mine?'

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

'I want to spend my nine lives with you: Will you marry me?'

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

Too much ambition results in promotion to a job you can't do.

"Wanna swap?"

Proposing

'You certainly picked your moment to propose!'

"Don't spend big on an engagement ring Son: She'll love any cheap ring as long as it's shiny..."

'Don't' Feed the Animals' sign with a saw in it.

"The word you're searching for is 'wife.' "

"Will you spend eighteen months and tens of thousands of dollars planning a party with me?"

Mission Impossible

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.

"Well in that case, would you do me the honour of helping me up?"

Proposal

A Woman Asking The Father's Permission To Marry His Son.

Advertising hoarding proposing marriage (which is rejected).

"If our proposal's a success, control yourself and don't start running around the room barking."

"Darling, you complete me!"

"Some call it jury tampering. I call it destiny."