Plan B Proponent Mugs

"Oh no, Dave is my reserve groom, just in case Steve doesn't show up."

"I need to see your budget proposal."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

Unrealistic expectations tend to lead to disappointment. . .

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

Pollution Look

I'm sorry, but I have to let you go, Harpic- the office is going open-plan.

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

Clancy: Around here we call that progress!

The missiles had failed....so it was down to Frank....and plan B.

'This is a very innovative proposal. It can really shake things up around here. Let's not rush into making a decision too fast. I think you should gather much more information than we need to make an informed decision.'

"You didn't fill in the part that would make it incredibly easy to steal your identity."

'Now, if we stick to our financial plan, I can retire at 55 and you at 87.'

"Marry me, Virginia. My genes are excellent and, as yet, unpatented."

Privacy Forum

'Have you given any thought to what you're going to do with your life after Summer Vacation?'

'Look at this, Mom, he got down on his knees to propose and put his back out!'

"I'll consider your proposal, but first I need a second opinion from your ex-wife."

"Dad, not now!"

'We projected every contingency except for our plan actually working.'

'They say it was a truly enlightened electorate this year, Congressman.'

"I just need you to come up with something brilliant before the weekend."

"It's for an upcoming TV documentary I don't want to be seen in."

'Our proposal didn't get the grant, but they want us to teach proposal writing.'

'What if she says no? Will you give me a refund - or marry me?'

'Don't you even think about proposing until we're on the Jumbotron.'

'He was a brilliant strategist but not much of a horseman.'

So anyway, I went to that flash mob in Charlottesville last week. I showed up ready to do the uptown funk while a guy proposed to his girlfriend. I spent all week practicing my moves in the mirror. I dropped $200 on the glittery tuxedo. But when I got there, I was the only one who started dancing. Wait ... wasn't the flash mob in Charlottesville full of evil neo-Nazis and white supremacists? Do you know how easy it is to confuse "Charlottesville" with "Charlotte"?

Senior Pick-Up Lines

'I'm going to switch to plan 'B'. Our computers are down.'

'Well we did look at some of the latest data management systems and thought about networking them across a selection of media platforms...'

'Time to go to 'Plan B' . . . Knock him out!'

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