Car-free Advocate Gifts

'Isn't it nice to see children walking to school?'

The Environmental Protection Agency cranks it up a notch.

"Smokey The Tree"

Is Driving Doomed?

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

Knights Wing Mirrors.

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

'Sorry I'm late, Fred. I forgot to plug in the car.'

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'See? If Mommy had been wearing her seatbelt that wouldn't have happened.'

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

Sustainable transport

'What's the range of our electric car? It all depends on the length of our extension cord.'

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cell phones, or video games."

Although I loathe you with a passion, I've decided to put you in my will. I'm rich! On one condition. Name it. Your inheritance cannot be spent on anything that blinks, beeps, buzzes, charges, flashes … boots up, plugs in, takes batteries … Whoa, hold up … emails, downloads, texts, web-surfs, or in any way prevents you from getting out in the world and interacting in person with other human beings. It can't be spent on any of that nonsense … but … Yes? … But it does have to be walked twice a day

'Smoke free buildings' chase man with cigarette

Cycle Lane

'Hi John, it's your partner, Peter. I've decided to have a non-smokers day off - it should just make up for all the cigarette breaks you've taken in the last month!'

Office Smoking Conflict

The Fad Herald cometh. I bow to thee, Herald! Hear ye: The following trends are now in: Electric cars, charitable foundations, face masks – again – simultaneous theater and streaming release movies. The following items are out: French fries … Dang … balanced budget, blockbuster movies, and … uh-oh. Vaping. Herald down!!!

MOT Emissions Test: Pass/Fail.

Dog Passive Smoking

'The usual, Clanc--So THAT'S what you look like!'

'I just feel so guilty if they don't get off the leash at least once a week.'

Lung Disease Treatment.