Car-free Crusader Gifts

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Is Driving Doomed?

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

Oil shock.

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

DIY Butchers

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

'It won't take bitcoins.'

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

'Okay! Okay! Maybe we do have a global warming problem.'

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

'Isn't it nice to see children walking to school?'

New windmills to fight?

'These are called cigarette butts: Humans throw them everywhere and they end up here!'

Carb free support group: 'Oh boy! I can have my cake and not eat it, too!'

"Actually, you're in excellent health. The only thing I recommend is that you cut back on carbs...and that means cutting back on your favorite dishes."

'The brakes aren't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...The escalator isn't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...why don't you walk up?'

Under the car park.

"You mean pesticides and herbicides aren't the same?"

"Taking crazy risks gives me such a rush. Like check out my phone. No case!"

The Environmental Protection Agency cranks it up a notch.

Police Warning - Street unsuitable for children - smokers ahead.

"Meat is murder!"

US department of the interior wildlife refuge for the endangered North American pedestrian.

America's Public (Health) Enemy #1

"Hi! I'm here for Bob the Vegan."

Couple with corner of runway in their living room - "Bloody airport expansion..."

But It Makes a Neat Sound

Rail Replacement Service

Commuters Support Group