Car-free Crusader Pillows

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

Oil shock.

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

DIY Butchers

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

'It won't take bitcoins.'

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

'Okay! Okay! Maybe we do have a global warming problem.'

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

'Isn't it nice to see children walking to school?'

New windmills to fight?

'These are called cigarette butts: Humans throw them everywhere and they end up here!'

'The brakes aren't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...The escalator isn't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...why don't you walk up?'

"Actually, you're in excellent health. The only thing I recommend is that you cut back on carbs...and that means cutting back on your favorite dishes."

Under the car park.

"You mean pesticides and herbicides aren't the same?"

"Meat is murder!"

"Taking crazy risks gives me such a rush. Like check out my phone. No case!"

The Environmental Protection Agency cranks it up a notch.

Police Warning - Street unsuitable for children - smokers ahead.

US department of the interior wildlife refuge for the endangered North American pedestrian.

"Hi! I'm here for Bob the Vegan."

Bears Inc. Magazine.

Couple with corner of runway in their living room - "Bloody airport expansion..."

Rail Replacement Service

Commuters Support Group

'Hang on a minute...are you over 18?'