Clean Car Crusader Gifts

Looking for a gift for your clean car crusader? Our collection features funny and inventive items that honor their dedication to a sparkling ride. From quirky mugs to witty t-shirts and cozy pillows, find the perfect way to show appreciation for their love of a shining vehicle. These creatively themed products make ordinary cleaning routines a little more fun and a lot more special. Whether for a birthday, holiday, or just because, discover gifts that speak directly to their passion for pristine cars.

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"I think we have the part. What model is it?"

"I think we have the part. What model is it?" mockup

"I think we have the part. What model is it?"

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Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'. mockup

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

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Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world. mockup

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

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Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane. mockup

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

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'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...' mockup

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

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"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why." mockup

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

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Ironing day.

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"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally." mockup

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

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Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores. mockup

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

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"I told you to wash the car, but no..." mockup

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

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"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap." mockup

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

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Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop. mockup

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

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"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here." mockup

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

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"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week." mockup

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

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"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?" mockup

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

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"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay." mockup

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

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"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over" mockup

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

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"It would kill him to run a vacuum?" mockup

"It would kill him to run a vacuum?"

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Fumes from furniture

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Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?" mockup

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

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"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'" mockup

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

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"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities." mockup

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

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'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.' mockup

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

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'I don't care if you're wearing them again tomorrow, just put your clothes away!'

'I don't care if you're wearing them again tomorrow, just put your clothes away!' mockup

'I don't care if you're wearing them again tomorrow, just put your clothes away!'

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'We've got a personal hygiene foul! Number 70!... Fifteen yards!!'

'We've got a personal hygiene foul! Number 70!... Fifteen yards!!' mockup

'We've got a personal hygiene foul! Number 70!... Fifteen yards!!'

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'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.' mockup

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

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"You have sewage between your teeth." mockup

"You have sewage between your teeth."

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Cleaning Lockers.

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'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.' mockup

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

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"I can remember when water was just wet."

"I can remember when water was just wet." mockup

"I can remember when water was just wet."

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Welsh water sewage

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'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.' mockup

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

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Clean Car Crusader Gifts Collection

Clean Car Crusader Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for the clean car crusader—perfect for morning coffee or tea, these mugs add humor and personality to their daily routine.

Clean Car Crusader Pillows

Find the perfect pillow to complement their love of clean cars. Soft, humorous, and personality-filled, these pillows make great gifts for their favorite space.

Clean Car Crusader Prints

Decorate their garage or workspace with our humorous prints celebrating pristine cars. A stylish tribute to their passion, perfect for framing and display.

Clean Car Crusader T-Shirts

Check out our witty t-shirts for car lovers who take pride in cleanliness. Comfortable, stylish, and full of personality—ideal for casual outings or detailing days.