Clean Car Crusader Mugs

"I think we have the part. What model is it?"

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

Ironing day.

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

"It would kill him to run a vacuum?"

Fumes from furniture

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

'I don't care if you're wearing them again tomorrow, just put your clothes away!'

'We've got a personal hygiene foul! Number 70!... Fifteen yards!!'

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

"You have sewage between your teeth."

Cleaning Lockers.

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

"I can remember when water was just wet."

Welsh water sewage

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'