Clean Car Crusader T-Shirts

"I think we have the part. What model is it?"

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

Ironing day.

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

"It would kill him to run a vacuum?"

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

Fumes from furniture

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

'I don't care if you're wearing them again tomorrow, just put your clothes away!'

'We've got a personal hygiene foul! Number 70!... Fifteen yards!!'

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

Cleaning Lockers.

"You have sewage between your teeth."

Welsh water sewage

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

"I don't CARE if Tracy Emin's bed sold for £4440,000...I STILL want you to clean your room."

"I can remember when water was just wet."