Clean Car Enthusiasts T-Shirts

I Brake For Self Serv Carwashes

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Sailor in Car.

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Penguin Remote

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Car wash / Mouth wash

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

A 1950's Barber Shop

"Actually he only asked for a buff-up."

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

"When you asked me tp grill with you, I had imagined something else."

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

'Its motor is powered by a bucket of electric eels.'

'It's Sir Galahad - Take your umbrella and walking boots, the white charger's gone in for a de-coke.'

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

"When you're done here can you look at my laptop?"

"To compensate for the immediate depreciation of your new car, you get a year's supply of new car smell aerosol spray."