Clean Car Enthusiasts Gifts

"Welcome to 'Introductory Splatter Painting'."

I Brake For Self Serv Carwashes

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

Sailor in Car.

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

Penguin Remote

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Car wash / Mouth wash

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

"Actually he only asked for a buff-up."

'My other baby is Mercedes'

A 1950's Barber Shop

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

I love that new elephant smell.

Autos. You can drive a hard bargain, but you may find a bargain is hard to drive.

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

"When you asked me tp grill with you, I had imagined something else."

Charging Station

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

"Harry, you're wrong on every level."

'Its motor is powered by a bucket of electric eels.'

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

'It's Sir Galahad - Take your umbrella and walking boots, the white charger's gone in for a de-coke.'