Car Cleanliness Enthusiasts Gifts

"With the deluxe package you get a vacuum, vanilla scented interior spray freshener, carnauba wax, and enlightenment."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Car wash / Mouth wash

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

"Actually he only asked for a buff-up."

A 1950's Barber Shop

"Our smart car sent a text saying it went to the car wash to get all the winter salt off it. Did it also have to say because I was too lazy to do it?"

'It's yet another customer survey asking about our last oil change. Was it poor, fair, very good, blissful or orgasmic?'

"Why are you trying to develop a flying cow?"

'Our dog needs a bath too.'

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

'I always wash it before applying the turtle wax.'

Eco-friendly car wash.

"It's a high tech weather control device, whenever you wash it, it rains"

'Why do you keep watering it, Dad? - It's not going to grow larger!'

'Remember, the best time to walk on it is just after they've washed it.'

'I'm so embarrassed driving such a filthy vehicle...'

"If the vineyard needs rain, why don't you get the truck washed?"

"I can skip my bath tonight. I put the windows down when Dad drove through the carwash."

'I'm not sure this is the best way to get relief from your poison ivy, Bob.'

"I told you! Seeing your reflection on a recently washed and polished car's roof is the best remedy for constipation."

"The good news is it wasn't a slow leak. The bad news is I have tinnitus."

'-and the look on his face when you overtook him in the Car Wash!'

'Hurry-up... I'm waiting!'

"Does he like those shorts you bought him for Christmas?"

Hog Wash.

'Muffy!'

"Washing the car?"

Man going through a car wash in a bath tub.

But this is more than the estimate!