Eco-conscious Car Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"No matter how fashionable I try to be, it just doesn't seem right to put food in the gasoline tank."

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Politically Correct Snowperson

Sale! Weed Whackers

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

I want to talk about the environment...

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

A gap between the solar panels

'Is it organic?'

Electric car

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

"We've made a few changes."

Magazines - All Special Green Issues.

"Nope. No fish."

"Gracie, I think you've made your point. We can't completely remove meat from this family's diet...but we will try very hard to cut back, OK?"

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'

'This 'ere portable solar power makes charging me cows that much more easier!'

"Sea animals are long since extinct but he ocean is still dangerous for swimmers!"

'The automatic doors won't open.' 'Your carbon footprints are too light.'

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."

"Burgers ready in 6 hours!"