Green Car Aficionado T-Shirts

'Ok! Let 'er rip, Harold!'

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Politically Correct Snowperson

Sale! Weed Whackers

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

It's great for pulling the birds!

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

I want to talk about the environment...

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

'Is it organic?'

A gap between the solar panels

Electric car

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

Natural gas

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

"We've made a few changes."

"Gracie, I think you've made your point. We can't completely remove meat from this family's diet...but we will try very hard to cut back, OK?"

"Nope. No fish."

Magazines - All Special Green Issues.

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'

"Burgers ready in 6 hours!"

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

"Sea animals are long since extinct but he ocean is still dangerous for swimmers!"