Green Car Enthusiast T-Shirts

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

Sale! Weed Whackers

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

I want to talk about the environment...

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

'Is it organic?'

A gap between the solar panels

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

Electric car

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

Natural gas

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

"Gracie, I think you've made your point. We can't completely remove meat from this family's diet...but we will try very hard to cut back, OK?"

"We've made a few changes."

"Nope. No fish."

Magazines - All Special Green Issues.

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

'The automatic doors won't open.' 'Your carbon footprints are too light.'

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

'This 'ere portable solar power makes charging me cows that much more easier!'

"Sea animals are long since extinct but he ocean is still dangerous for swimmers!"

"Burgers ready in 6 hours!"