Green Car Enthusiast T-Shirts

Charging Station

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Politically Correct Snowperson

Sale! Weed Whackers

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

I want to talk about the environment...

'Is it organic?'

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

Electric car

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

A gap between the solar panels

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

Natural gas

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

"Gracie, I think you've made your point. We can't completely remove meat from this family's diet...but we will try very hard to cut back, OK?"

Magazines - All Special Green Issues.

I got into the college everyone wants to go to! Well played. It's the perfect fit for me! Way to go! Eco-Club. Which one is it? Dunno. Why do you care? So I don't apply there!

"Nope. No fish."

"We've made a few changes."

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'

'This 'ere portable solar power makes charging me cows that much more easier!'

Here's the college for me! It's totally green. Let's see. I though you wanted warm weather. Look at the brochure. There's no snow in any of the pictures. The school is in Minnesota. Wow! Early signs of global warming. Who knew it hit college brochures first?

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

"Burgers ready in 6 hours!"

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."

"Sea animals are long since extinct but he ocean is still dangerous for swimmers!"